Like a rum and coke but also exactly the same.

Used to be barrel aged, but now it's just your run of the Hippo sidecar.

Like above-without the calories.

With 100s to choose from, you won't run out of options. 

We recommend you don't exceed two per night.

Delicious to the last drop.

All less than $10  per bottle to acquire. Keep your expectations low.

They are strong. Drink with caution.

Like red wine, but white. 

Rotating selection-ask your bartender. His name is usually Dan. 

A mule made with quality Hoppy Hippo ingredients.

Filtered and iced.  Lemon or lime garnish not included. Add for $5.